Ready for the Worst in Shiny New Boots
June 30th, 2005A new site is claiming to be the solution to the nagging problem of what to pack when you’re drafted. It’s called Nizamiye.com and its slogan is, “Now you can stop worrying when you’re about to start your service.” Because you can order stuff online, see. Yes, I bet that’s what the young boys are worried about, because mines or bullets can crack their bones but itchy, standard-issue underwear will hurt the most. The site’s target audience comprises Turkish Armed Forces conscripts, though perhaps in the future the owners could expand their business by offering Kevlar vests to American soldiers who’ve been sent to Iraq without proper body armor by Donald Rumsfeld. Or to those Iraqis who might be in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Don’t you think it would be cheaper to order online and ship such a heavy product to your son or daughter serving in the U.S. military from a neighboring country instead of paying a tidy sum at the Cumberland post office?
But alas, as of end-June, the site offered only 26 products (some of them kits comprising products also listed on their own), ranging from nail clippers to sewing kits, socks, and naturally, boots. The site needs some work: if you click on the product link for The Soldier’s Handbook, you get the read accolades for a little plastic enclosure for your bar of soap.
I looked in vain for a Kurdish phrasebook. Looks like Turkey’s soldiers will continue to have to rely on fellow conscripts in their units who are, um, bilingual.








